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The Frenemy.: Naughty Cosmo Texts

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thefrenemy:

Oh, Cosmopolitan Magazine-it’s been far too long since I have opened your pages and smelled your incessant perfume ads. Shakira has a new parfum now, I say while reading about members and riding members and shocking statistics about vaginal yeasts and healthy avocado fats. Did you know that…

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN SEXTING TO ME I JUST DON’T EVEN GET HOW THAT HAPPENS

…but really. I’ve had three guys in the past two months try to dirty text me and I’m just like “herp derp ttyl~” like don’t text me just come over to my place and get in my bed. boys. /rant
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  CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN SEXTING TO ME...JUST DON’T EVEN GET HOW
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  Cosmopolitan is a fucking joke.
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  Please let everyone...these shite magazines.
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